charlie potter #1
By: Charlie Potter
In 2007, rockfeedback may or not be reviewing records on the basis of the following criteria...
a) how many times we could listen to it before we would prefer death.
b) out of a million, and 31
c) on the basis of a 'yes' or 'no' / 'true' or 'false' / 'fast' or 'wank' system
d) bands get score cards, for everything that they did that is closer to the locust than it is to enya they get a point, and lose a point for the opposite.
e) how many seconds you get for your penny
f) how many time you have ejaculated into a basketball hoop whilst listening to it
g) whether Tim Dellow thinks it's good or not
h) whether we've met them or not
i) the closer the logarithm of all the letters used in it converted in to numbers is to God, (also taking time to detail the meaning of God and what God himself means by the meaning of God).
j) we don't like anything.
k) whatever the NME give it (anything that the NME don't review is automatically given 0)